I said to my five-year-old son recently, “Wouldn’t it be cool if we bought an Apple TV?”. His response was “Dad, I think we should get an Apple microwave!” He was disappointed when I told him that Apple made a lot of things but microwaves was not one of them. But. it made me think, what would an Apple microwave, the “iCook” as we will call it, actually be like?
Well, of course, it would be insanely great. You could only buy Apple approved food and of course, it would be vegan. There would only be one button on it: Cook. Folks would try to hack around Apple’s controls, but why do they insist on microwaving and eating fatty foods; it shortens their lifespans and then they will never get to enjoy iCook 2.0.
Apple, what are you waiting for? I’m hungry.